Showing posts with label twitter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label twitter. Show all posts
Sunday, January 8, 2012
Thursday, January 5, 2012
Jan/5 - Top Tech News U.S. #news #tech
Sunday, January 1, 2012
Sunday, December 11, 2011
ROBBIE WILLIAMS TRENDING @TWITTER!
So I have Seesmic opened on Chrome and decided to look up the trends on twitter (and the reason for them to be trending.
On my pursuit to stay updated, I found this:
It appears Robbie Williams is trending due to #dildo #dildo #dildo...
On my pursuit to stay updated, I found this:
Will Ferrell's twitter
Will Ferrell might not seem like a funny guy in some of his movies, but on twitter his is a big deal. I mean look at the following image (or read the text beneath it) to check some of his puns... And I know that some are really old, but there are really funny ones!
"I want to have 3 kids and name them Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they fuck up I will just hit them all at once."
"Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?"
"Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died."
"I hate when I forget to turn my swag off at night and I wake up covered in bitches..."
"Sitting in green room with Justin Bieber... must resist urge to roundhouse kick him in his midget face"
"Dear life, when I said "can my day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question not a challenge."
"My hamster died today. He fell asleep at the wheel."
"On the other hand, I have different fingers."
"I changed all my passwords to 'incorrect'. So my computer just tells me when I forget."
"I never let my children watch big ban performances on TV. Too much sax and violins."
"I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid
with two friends?"
"I guess wearing headphones and not speaking doesn't really signal "Fuck Off" well enough to some people."
"If I had Morgan Freeman's voice I would sit in a corner and talk to myself for days."
"That awkward moment when someone assumes you care about their opinion..."
"When looking something up on Google, if it isn't on the first page of search results then it
doesn't exist and my journey ends there."
"My bed and I are deeply in love. It's obvious my Alarm Clock is jealous."
"Rearrange these words: 1)PNEIS 2)HTIELR 3)NGGERI 4)BUTTSXE... Did you read: Spine, lither, ginger and subtext? Naughty Naughty."
"I'm pretty sure the asshole that put the extra 'r' in February is the same guy who thought up the spelling for Wednesday..."
"Next time you feel a sneeze coming on, yell out "PIKA!" right before the sneeze."
"Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat."
"When someone says they have to ask you a question, you think of all the bad things you've done recently."
"I got 99 cookies cause a bitch ate one."
"I'm a bit more cautious when deleting internet history. Thought it might look suspicious that I haven't been on the internet for two years."
"What does Stevie Wonder and Lebron James have in common? They both don't know what a Championship Ring looks like."
"I want to have 3 kids and name them Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they fuck up I will just hit them all at once."
"Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?"
"Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died."
"I hate when I forget to turn my swag off at night and I wake up covered in bitches..."
"Sitting in green room with Justin Bieber... must resist urge to roundhouse kick him in his midget face"
"Dear life, when I said "can my day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question not a challenge."
"My hamster died today. He fell asleep at the wheel."
"On the other hand, I have different fingers."
"I changed all my passwords to 'incorrect'. So my computer just tells me when I forget."
"I never let my children watch big ban performances on TV. Too much sax and violins."
"I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid
with two friends?"
"I guess wearing headphones and not speaking doesn't really signal "Fuck Off" well enough to some people."
"If I had Morgan Freeman's voice I would sit in a corner and talk to myself for days."
"That awkward moment when someone assumes you care about their opinion..."
"When looking something up on Google, if it isn't on the first page of search results then it
doesn't exist and my journey ends there."
"My bed and I are deeply in love. It's obvious my Alarm Clock is jealous."
"Rearrange these words: 1)PNEIS 2)HTIELR 3)NGGERI 4)BUTTSXE... Did you read: Spine, lither, ginger and subtext? Naughty Naughty."
"I'm pretty sure the asshole that put the extra 'r' in February is the same guy who thought up the spelling for Wednesday..."
"Next time you feel a sneeze coming on, yell out "PIKA!" right before the sneeze."
"Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat."
"When someone says they have to ask you a question, you think of all the bad things you've done recently."
"I got 99 cookies cause a bitch ate one."
"I'm a bit more cautious when deleting internet history. Thought it might look suspicious that I haven't been on the internet for two years."
"What does Stevie Wonder and Lebron James have in common? They both don't know what a Championship Ring looks like."
Sunday, October 31, 2010
Saturday, May 29, 2010
28/05/2010
Boas, hoje apresento aqui as noticias que mais se destacaram neste dia:
Desde há algum tempo para cá, Paramore é basicamente a única banda que eu oiço... Não sei se será pelo estilo deles, ou até pela sua presença em palco, mas na minha opinião são uma das melhores bandas da actualidade.
Ainda estou para saber o que aconteceu ontem, mas ao que parece uma foto em topless da vocalista foi parar ao twitpic. Ela diz que a conta dela foi hackeada... Será?!
(...)
Coleman sofria de uma disfunção renal crónica que o impediu de se desenvolver fisicamente, tendo mantido a aparência de uma criança de oito anos e jamais crescendo para além dos 1,42m de altura.
Ao longo da década de 1980, Gary Coleman era descrito como “uma das mais promissoras estrelas da televisão” norte-americana, graças ao papel de miúdo reguila em “Diff'rent Strokes”, uma comédia familiar.
Mas, após essa muito bem-sucedida carreira enquanto criança – ganhava então cerca de 100 mil dólares por episódio – acabou em enorme desamparo financeiro, tendo mesmo processado os pais e o seu então conselheiro financeiro por indevida apropriação de bens." - Público
Descansa em paz...
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NR, out
- Hayley Williams publica uma foto sua em topless no twitpic
Ainda estou para saber o que aconteceu ontem, mas ao que parece uma foto em topless da vocalista foi parar ao twitpic. Ela diz que a conta dela foi hackeada... Será?!
- Morreu Gary Coleman
(...)
Coleman sofria de uma disfunção renal crónica que o impediu de se desenvolver fisicamente, tendo mantido a aparência de uma criança de oito anos e jamais crescendo para além dos 1,42m de altura.
Ao longo da década de 1980, Gary Coleman era descrito como “uma das mais promissoras estrelas da televisão” norte-americana, graças ao papel de miúdo reguila em “Diff'rent Strokes”, uma comédia familiar.
Mas, após essa muito bem-sucedida carreira enquanto criança – ganhava então cerca de 100 mil dólares por episódio – acabou em enorme desamparo financeiro, tendo mesmo processado os pais e o seu então conselheiro financeiro por indevida apropriação de bens." - Público
Descansa em paz...
- Google mostra os 1000 sites mais visitados na Net
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